IT'S A MAD MAD WORLD

US teen accused of using banana in robbery attempt WINSTON-SALEM (North Carolina): Police say a North Carolina teen who was thwarted as he tried to  rob a store with a banana ate it  before they could arrive.  Winston-Salem authorities say 17-year-old  John Szwalla held the  banana under his shirt when he  entered the store on Thursday, saying  he had a gun and demanded money,  the Winston-Salem Journal reported.  Owner Bobby Ray Mabe says he and  a customer jumped Szwalla, holding him  until deputies arrived. While they waited,  Mabe says the teen ate the banana.  Mabe says deputies took pictures of the banana peel. Forsyth County Sheriff's  office spokesman Maj. Brad Stanley says deputies joked about charging Szwalla  with destroying evidence.  Szwalla faces a charge of attempted armed robbery. Jail Bangladesh cops cross-dress to nab thieves 19 May 2009, 1441 hrs IST, AFP DHAKA: Police officers across the  Bangladeshi capital are donning  wigs  and wearingwomen's clothing to  catch criminals targeting females on the  city's streets, a senior official said on Tuesday.  "We took this unusual move because of rising crime in the city and it is working," said deputy police commissioner Imtiaz Hossain.  "In the past four days we have arrested some 60 wanted muggers who have been targeting our officers thinking they are women civilians."  The specially formed teams across Dhaka, nicknamed "burka squads" after the Muslim female garment, are helping to catch muggers, bag snatchers and pickpockets, which are on the increase in the city.  Some male officers wear full burkas, while others opt for wigs to disguise themselves  as women at busy intersections and crowded places where most of the crimes occur, Hossain said.  Authorities said the special patrol teams  would continue to work on the streets in disguise until the law and order situation improved in the Muslim-majority country. UK's oldest Twitter user is a 103- yr-old woman 15 May 2009, 2056 hrs IST, ANI LONDON: While most ladies her age prefer  to sit quietly, 103-year-old English lady Ivy Bean loves to Twitter, something that has made her the oldest  user of the social  networking site.  Bean, a great  grandmother, decided to join  Twitter after  she got bored of using  Facebook, where  she had made  4,800 friends.  "I'm enjoying Twitter  and having my photo  taken - and I'm looking  forward to Deal Or No Deal, " the Sun quoted her as telling her web readers.  The ex-mill worker got a helping hand to smooth her switch to Twitter by calling in IT experts The Geek Squad.  "It's brilliant to help someone as inspirational as Ivy to get started and teach her about Twitter," boss Martin Dix said.  "She's already signed up to Facebook with 4,800 friends. She shows others that you shouldn't be frightened of technology," he stated.  Bean's enthusiasm is spreading among her friends at Hillside Manor care home in Bradford, West Yorks.  "All the residents are taking a leaf out of her book. Four signed up for computercollege," manager Pat Wright said.  "Others have joined Facebook or surf the net and enjoy themselves with ten-pin bowling on the games console," he added.  Twitter membership figures are soaring, thanks to its popularity with celebrities like US President Barack Obama, singer Britney Spears and TV star Stephen Fry.

The Chinese think big, we don't

Rajesh Kalra  Tuesday May 19, 2009

A number of readers were upset with my blogpost 'Slumdog India' because I had compared India with China and portrayed China as a nation that had its infrastructure priorities right. Readers pasted me on the comparison and held forth on China's shocking human rights record.

I am a proud Indian and have no doubt that despite poor infrastructure, we are a better country to live in. We have the freedom to do things that would be the envy of the world, leave alone China. But this post, unfortunately, is again a comparison between the two nations, but in a different context.

Let me get to the point straight away and look at the geopolitical aspirations of the two nations. We all know that while we have aspirations, China has gone far ahead, and is feared and envied the world over. A strong dose of such a feeling was administered to me last week as I cycled around the Ladakh region.

In the Changthang region of Ladakh, at 14,000 feet, there is breathtakingly beautiful Pangong Tso (Lake). Only 40% of this 130-odd-km-long lake is in India and the remainder is in Tibet (China). Since the lake is shared between the two, it is inevitable that the forces of India and China have boat patrols too.

Now, the forces of the two nations have an unwritten understanding (as conveyed to me by a senior army officer) that since it is a peaceful region, they would not fire at each other. So, what the two forces often indulge in is a game of cat and mouse. They enter each other's territory, activate their opponents, and rush back to the safety of their home waters. If you shut your eyes, you can actually imagine the Indian game of 'kabaddi'. Both sides have power boats for the task.

It is even so far, but don't pop the bubbly yet. In any case, we have this irritating habit of popping the bubbly too soon. Sania Mirza wins a point in the first round of a US Open game, and we behave as if she has won the grand slam. OK, that may be an exaggeration, but it surely happens when she wins a set in the first round.

But getting back to the boat patrols. How would you imagine, this 'kabaddi' is played? I would have imagined that our guys are sitting ready, in their hideouts, and as soon as they sense an incursion, they scramble into their power boats and chase the Chinese back. How lovely! And the Chinese would be doing the same. I really would have loved to see a game. Pity, neither side obliged. Apparently, that is not how it happens, though. I went around talking to more of our guys around, and the information was startling.

Our high-speed power boats look great, and they can move really fast on water, but, they take 30 minutes to warm up before they can chase our Chinese brethren. We have two such boats. Of course, we have other small motor boats too belonging to the army and the border police, but they are like the ones tourists use when they go visiting a vacation destination. Thankfully, at that altitude, not many are in the frame of mind to demand such facilities.

And how many such boats do the Chinese have? Though villagers claim the number to be upwards of 40, the army guys acknowledge the number to be around 22. So the ratio is 2:22, if you disregard the locals, who are normally well informed. These locals are diehard patriots, who also proudly showed me the indelible ink mark on their fingers that they voted. Ladakh had elections in the last phase, on May 13. They were also aware that no such rights exist on the other side of the border.

I asked the villagers to compare our boats with the Chinese. The honest assessment was that though our boats are fast, their boats are smaller and faster. But that is not what has caught their imagination. Almost all of them claimed that the Chinese boats emerge out of water suddenly, at high speed, and dive back in too. This means the Chinese are using submersible boats.

When I confronted an armyman with this claim, he pooh-pooed it: Why would they have something so expensive here? This one sentence itself made the comparison futile. We think small, they think big!

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IS IT A GOOD TIME TO DO AN MBA

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